so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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