I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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