We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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