all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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