i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This baby is an asshole
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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