How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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