Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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