You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
