we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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