I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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