is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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