I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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