Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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