Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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