Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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