But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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