All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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