Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Randomize
