so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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