i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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