So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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