Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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