I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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