Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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