I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Randomize
