yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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