Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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