im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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