her vagine was all disorganized.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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