Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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