I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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