mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I need moral support for this bender
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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