do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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