Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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