scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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