can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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