i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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