? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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