That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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