Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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