wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Can I color on your dick again?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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