we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
the condom got lost in my hair
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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