also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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