hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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