I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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