p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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