Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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