Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
