I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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