can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
How external is "for external use only"?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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