once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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