I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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