You're completely useless in the revolution.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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